Gourmet Dispute Special Agent
Special Mission
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As a Canine Entrepreneur I offer my services to the world. My background is in the Internal Affairs at the Sula Society; however, those files are CLASSIFIED.
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I specialize in snack disputes, culinary arbitration as well as kitchen Feng Shui.
Did someone you know ate the last cookie or threw out perfectly good leftovers? Are you pressured to replace bacon with kale? Look no further as I Gourmet Dispute Special Agent am ready for a life-long special mission.
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I can negotiate extra treats to be purchased with my extraordinary cuteness. My stealth approach to dinner remnants will question anyone’s decision to dispose day-old morsels of goodness.
Don’t wait, apply to adopt me and secure a life-long contract with your own Gourmet Dispute Special Agent.

1-800-NO-KALE

Signed, Monita.🐾

What does it cost to adopt me?
The adoption costs are $3,000 MXN for Mexican Nationals, $550 CND Canadian or $400 USD for Temporary or Permanent residents living in Mexico. Adoption costs for dogs adopted in countries other than Mexico are $750 CND or $600 US dollars. Don't forget, wherever you live, to budget for all the other things your new fur-baby will need.

What does the fee include?
First of all, vet blood work and check up, including all needed follow-ups, any medications needed, as well as spay or neuter by our vet. Secondly, food and care while at SULA (we love all our rescues and pour our hearts out each day to provide best life possible). Further, the vet pre-flight check up and clearance, transport to the airport, all paperwork, all vaccinations, the cost for the airline transport, and use of a kennel in transport, harness, and leash for arrival. Lastly, our endless love.